Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr
What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
darrencriss Qui sera aux champs-Elysées ce soir? J’y serais à avec Kirsten Wiig @amelEurozoom et Publicis
I have this problem where I want to please everyone and make sure everyone is as happy as they can be with me.
THAT BEING SAID
How do I reject a 45 year old man and make sure he knows that I am completely uninterested in having him in my life?
H E L P M E
Do I tell him about my “boyfriend”/coworker who said he’d be my boyfriend?
Went for a bike ride to the gym and never made it. Took a tumble, dislocated my elbow & fractured my arm. I’m all good. Thanks to @hannahdlaine for everything and the kind strangers that helped me out of street and the paramedics that got me in a split in record time.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
My first day at my real adult job was a success! I think I’m going to like it a lot :D
Chris Colfer on ITV’s “This Morning” (HQ)
i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolocks through fields of lovely flowers,
my struggle is real